2.08.2008

Letter to one half of my new pair of earrings...

Dear Earring,

Why did you fall off? I JUST BOUGHT YOU! What the BLOG's wrong with you? Where are you?? Are you in my driveway? Are you on the floor of Fred Meyer? What the BLOG am I supposed to do with only one earring? It's not the BLOGGING 80's for christsake.

SonofaBLOGBLOGGER. >_<


*curse words have been replaced

3 comments:

kurberry said...

I had the same thing happen to me once, except excess consumption of vodka and grapefruit juice caused me to lose one puking all night into a friend's toilet. Worst hang-over of my life the next day and I have not touched a drop of grapefruit juice since!

malevolent-mimi said...

Oh no! awww, yea I don't drink grapefruit juice either, but that's mainly because I don't like the taste of it...

cade said...

You may have been a victim of a fairy prank!